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Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby doper » August 1st, 2010, 6:00 am

Unicycle Polo World Championships Em Em EX
motha fuck-ahs!

Yes, it's true!

the World Championships will be happening soon

Mark your calendars!
friday,saturday,sunday september 10,11,12
Mutha Fuck Ahs!

Mark your compasses!
Mackenzie River Trail, willamette national forest, Oregon
http://www.fs.fed.us/r6/willamette/recreation/tripplanning/trails/uppermckenzie/mckenzie3507.html
Mutha fuck ahs!

three fun filled days of Polo Polo polo and nothing but po......um.....er......uh......camping and riding (mutha fuck ahs)

Campgrounds are approximately $18 a night. please let me know how many we should reserve
http://www.fs.fed.us/r6/willamette/recreation/tripplanning/campgrounds/coldwater_cove.html

the MacKenzie River trail is seriously an epic ride. a true treasure. gorgeous. and awesomely fun to ride!
Unis one day, Bikes another, Possibilities of night rides also exist.

The polo tournament is $318 per person per day. I'll provide the beer for all registered polo players

questions?
comments?

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Re: Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby bok » August 1st, 2010, 6:05 am

These two guys were peein off a bridge.
First guy says "water sho is cold"
Other guy says "deep, too".
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Re: Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby doper » August 1st, 2010, 6:10 am

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Re: Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby Max Taint » August 1st, 2010, 10:11 pm

Its on the calendar. Ye ha
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Re: Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby Nipple » August 3rd, 2010, 9:08 pm

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Re: Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby doper » August 3rd, 2010, 11:13 pm

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Re: Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby bok » August 4th, 2010, 12:25 am

unipolocross?
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Re: Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby bok » August 4th, 2010, 2:20 am

doper wrote:poopedmypants

Diaper? :?: :roll:
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Free Beer?

Postby bok » August 19th, 2010, 5:27 am

doper wrote:Unicycle Polo World Championships Em Em EX
motha fuck-ahs!

The polo tournament is $318 per person per day. I'll provide the beer for all registered polo players


So all registered polo players can expect free beer? Err, how much free beer? Will we have daily allotments of beer or are we talkin bottomless well?
We are talkin around a dozen or more registered players, so we're talkin mucho beero! Beer budget alone could easily top $1000!
And we don't have to listen to a time share sales pitch to get the beer?
Basically I'm sayin "what's the catch?"

I'm definately interested in participating in the UPWCMMX, but would like clarification about the suds before sending my registration fee.

Thanks in advance for your timely response to my inquirium.
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Re: Unicycle Polo World Championships MMX

Postby doper » August 19th, 2010, 5:37 am

your pussy makes for the many pushups!!!!!

go pussy go!

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